twilight.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
It's here again.. Um.. Yay? No. No yay. If you didn't know, I hate twilight and I'm going to tell you why.
1) Robert Pattinson does not look hot in the movie - he looks fucking sick like he has AIDS or something. I'm almost ashamed to like Robert Pattinson because of his horrible acting job in Twilight. I had to watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire over and over in an attempt to convince myself that yes, Robert Pattinson CAN act, and yes he wasn't always a dazzling hobo.
2) Bella looks like she's high on crack throughout the movie. Speaking of which she probably was because Kristin's a pot head.
3) Vampires are supposed to burn in sunlight, not fucking glow and glitter. That's just gay.
4) Boyfriends who follow girls home, break into their rooms, and watch them sleep are not romantic or sweet. They're fucking creepy.
Read the book? Liked it? You probably have not read that many books then. Stephanie Meyer has the vocabulary that of a 12 year old's. She probably only use 500 words to write the entire book. I could name 20 people I know who can write better than her. She went on for like 500 pages on how pretty Edward is. Gay much. If you think about it the Twilight series are just a prefectly punctuated fanfictions. If you're an absolute Twilight fangirl and are fuming by the time you see this, you'd probably have this overwhelming urge to tell me that Stephanie Meyer is an awesome writer and Twilight is a masterpiece. Well, I've got 6 words for ya - Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Micheal Crichton.
Revethi.
