LikeABoy.
Saturday, December 27, 2008
I swear i'm becoming more and more like a boy. I swim everyday, sometimes more than once. I run like crazy. I eat heck a lot and of course i mess up the area around me in the process. I yell and i scream in public. Are there any perks to being the opposite sex? Maybe. These are probably the things i'd do if i were a boy for a day?
I'd run around topless in the middle of Tekka on a Sunday evening.
I'd go into the men's bathroom see how the zipper thing works.
I'd smell nail polish to study the reason for men to call it smelly.
I'd tell the truth if a girl asks me if she's pretty.
I'd treat a girl right and let her have it her way just to see a different reaction other than the usual annoyed, irritated one.
I'd stay home with my family more often just to see how everyone's doing.
I'd be brave, Not act brave/tough but actually be brave/tough.
I'd wake up, take my shower and go out looking just the way i looked when i got out of my shower.
I'd backpack around the world alone.
I'd break a girl's heart just to see how much of pleasure i can get from it.
I'd do all these things simply because i believe guys are just that way. Going about town topless is really one of the only things a woman can't do that a man can do right now so that's a must! And why do men act like nail polish is poison dammit? Don't they realise it's insulting when they cover their noses and run away? Of course when you ask a guy if you're pretty and he says yes, he's lying. They never mean it and when they do, they're obsessed so either way back off. Don't you men ever realise that women get angry because of you and/or the things that you do or put them through? Well it's because of you so get to work and make a girl feel good about something for once. Guys generally start to drift away from their families at a certain age. You'll start seeing lesser and lesser of your sons and brothers and even cousin brothers when they get older. Suddenly, the house becomes like a hotel. They come to eat and sleep and then they're off. It'd be nice if they stayed home and observed how things have changed because of them. You guys need to stop acting tough and actually be tough. One of my previous relationships saw me being the guy and the guy being the girl aka wimp. It sucks to know that i'm tougher than my supposed knight in shining armour. Why is it a girl looks good when she's going to bed and dreadful when she gets up but a guy looks exactly the same? That's just against the natural order of life! I don't attract rapists. People are afraid to whack a guy just in case they get it back. So why don't you guys quit fooling around and start enjoying life? I mean you can travel the world alone. Free and easy and you don't do it? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The last one. I just have to know. What kind of sick pleasure to you get when you mess a girl up or break her heart? I just have to know.
My number one reason for not wanting to be a guy?
I don't want to have anything dangling between my legs. Durh. That is just SO uncomfortable. Not to mention totally gross.
Did you know that a female fetus is more likely to survive the 9 month gestation than a male fetus? We're stronger from the moment of our creation.
It's good to be a Woman.
Good night everyone!
LoveLots,
Ragini(:
PS: Phone's working people! Managed to get like 10 missed calls this morning. I think it was carried forward from yesterday. Plus i recieved 5 missed calls from a Blocked(pvt) number so if it's you please call back!
